My name is Maddie. I like many things and I'm almost always happy. You should be too. :)


 

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Hey Carly, I hope you're having a spectacular day? Umm, I'm sorry if this is weird and you may completely disregard it if you wish but I just wanted you to know you are so stunningly beautiful and it baffles me just how brilliant you are. Uh, I know the chances are slim but I was wondering if say a year from now, if it would be ok with you then, I would love to take you out to dinner. Not necessarily as a date but I'd just like to make you feel special,because you are. (: I hope you consider it.

fightclubbing:

Alright, I gotta put my foot down. These messages creep me the fuck out for multiple reasons:

  1. you obviously know me IRL but still feel the need to message me anonymously. Stop that.
  2. you’re using a proxy server to view my blog and send me messages
  3. you keep insisting i’m beautiful and brilliant but it really sounds like you don’t know me at all. if you knew me, you’d know that those aren’t the only two adjectives that describe me and that I don’t want that to be the only thing people think of when they think of me

please cut the bullshit and just talk to me like a normal human being because that’s what I am. I’m not your manic pixie dream girl. I will not save you from the throws of an existential crisis. I am a 19 year old that has flaws just like everyone else. I am my own person and I don’t need anyone else to make me whole. I was not put on this earth for you. 

It’s fine that you like me but please talk to me like you would talk to anyone else. hiding just makes me more suspicious of your motives and less likely to ever trust you. 

dggeoff:

dggeoff:

my family got me a vibrating toothbrush that i can most definitely use to masturbate and finally get off gdi but the only problem here is that it’s got mike wasowskis face on it and i don’t know if im ready for that level of commitment

i did it. i did it and i hate myself.

ex-oti-c:

hayleysimps0n:

the-17th-chamber:

Never seen this before…

He literally shat a brick

holy shit… you can see the plane crashing into the building. you can see it GLIDING almost. this is the best gif/photo i’ve ever seen of 9/11, it’s stunning (in the literal sense)

ex-oti-c:

hayleysimps0n:

the-17th-chamber:

Never seen this before…

He literally shat a brick

holy shit… you can see the plane crashing into the building. you can see it GLIDING almost. this is the best gif/photo i’ve ever seen of 9/11, it’s stunning (in the literal sense)

(Source: ravens-and-jellyfish)

theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

(Source: 4GIFs.com)

schloong:

prauprganda:

schloong:

guys stop.
i started the selfie olympics in 2008.

photoshop

you seriously think im wearing light wash flared jeans in 2014?

schloong:

prauprganda:

schloong:

guys stop.

i started the selfie olympics in 2008.

photoshop

you seriously think im wearing light wash flared jeans in 2014?